If one more person calls me a pixie because of my headpeice one more time, I'm gonna blow. I mean, I realise it's a compliment, but I don't like it! That's besides the fact that I'm wikidly self-concious of being called an elf (when I pet my ears, they go kind-of sort-of pointy, it's queer and sounds impossible, but it's true). Speaking of which reminds me of my old nickname that I also hate: Leprechaun. I AM NOT FUCKING IRISH PEOPLE! I wear green often enough, and I'm short, yes, but that does not make me a leprechaun! I've got so many weird whimsicle nicknames. I've been called Nymph and Pixie more than three times each just today, my old librarian person called me the "Elvin Princess" since before I can remember. Leprechaun was an actual nick-name, and now Anthony tells me I look like a mixed breed of Nymph-Demon. I am not a magical creature! I mean, I kinda got it when I first cut my hair short, it was a pixie cut, people called me Pixie for a while, but that went away... Do I really look like some sort of forest-dwelling pointy eared winged...eugh! I'm not pretty! I'm not a Fairy/Faery or a Pixie or a Nymph or a god damned Leprechaun!